So the first guy that I actually started talking to, who seemed normal, decided the best way to get to know me was to send me random movie quotes in the middle of the day like:
"I'm so pissed!! I lost 3 dumb ass friends today, 1 at McDonalds, 1 at Walmart and where the Fuck R U?? I TOLD YA'LL TO HOLD HANDS!"
When I didn't respond right away he sent me this message:
"Bueller? Bueller?"
As if that weren't enough, last week he sent me this gem (all via text message mind you):
IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY SCOLL DOWN!
NOT NOW DUMBASS!! I SAID IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY! Now send to another dumbass.
Yeah...I don't think it's going to work out. Apparently I'm a dumbass.
Sincerely,
Not into AWESOME guys
CH
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Maybe not good for potential dating material... but I kind of want to be on his texting list. That first one was funny!
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