So...I'm checking my messages on Match.com and I received an email from a new guy...or should I say man. He was 56! And he starts the email with something along the lines of, "Wait don't hang up!" I think he actually said, I know I'm a "little" out of your age range, but before you write me off, you should know that my last girlfriend was 31. OH REALLY! Like that's supposed to make me feel better, cause now you're some kind of expert in younger women. Yuck dude. There are plenty of beautiful women in their 40's who are still too young for you. Why do old men think they deserve or can even keep up with a woman almost half their age? You know why you're single...because you have completely unrealistic expectations. Go to Luby's and hand out some business cards...you'll have better luck.
Sincerely,
NOT INTO AWESOME GUYS!
CH
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment