Honestly, I don’t really have anything nice to say about this guy except that he paid…so keep that tiny piece of positivity (I learned that word from the pot-head) in mind while reading this. Here's the semi-short version….
I knew this was going to end badly before I ever met this red-headed hunk of a man. I had an extremely awkward phone conversation with this one the day before our “date.” To sum it up….the Ginger Man did not want to do anything I suggested but had no ideas of his own, which was frustrating to me because I’m a planner. He decided we should go to the movies – very original.
On the day of the date….the Ginger’s 15 minutes late. Whe he finally decides to grace me with his ginger presence, he's A LOT heavier in person than in ANY of his pictures (we’re talking the difference between a little chubby and overweight, people) and extremely socially awkward. Oh, and he’s one of those really sweaty, heavy-breathing overweight men. We watched a movie . Afterwards, I made it to my car as quickly as I could (without actually sprinting) so I could put an end to one of the most uncomfortable situations I’ve ever been in.
BUT REMEMBER….HE PAID!
Thanks for the movie Ginger Man. I hope you find a nice girl one day who enjoys watching cartoon movies as much as you do.
WOW is all I have to say!
NG
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