Is it 4:20?

Okay…so it’s been a while since I’ve posted. Apparently, I actually have to work at work and don’t have time for personal “business.” Lame, I know.

A few weeks ago I had my first date with an online boyfriend. It went well. Then I had a second date. It did not go so well. I’m 90% sure the dude was high…as in smoked marijuana before our date. Here are the clues:

Blood-shot eyes
Asked me the same question THREE times in a FIVE minute time span
Had trouble grasping simple concepts
Extreme thirst…in fact, he used the word “parched” about TEN times in the TEN minutes it took the waitress to bring our waters

At least he didn’t smell like he had been hitting the ganga, which is why I’m only 90% sure that he was high. I’m also 100% sure I dated a guy just like him right after I graduated from college. Several years later, still not a fan of the pot-head for dating purposes.

In his defense…he teaches junior high math...that’s enough to make me wish it was 4:20 too!!

WOW is all I have to say,
NG