Dear Mom,
I met the most AMAZING guy while online dating. I’m sure you noticed the picture I’ve attached. I know you said nice normal girls don’t find boyfriends on the Internet, but I think I beat the odds. For starters, he’s in band….you can see him with his drum in the picture. He had a lot to choose from on his profile so I just picked the best one to show you. His favorite book is Where the Red Fern Grows. I mean, you can argue that he hasn’t read a book since junior high, when everyone else I know read that book. I’d like to think he was SO MOVED by the story he always remembered it. Oh, and he’s an athlete! He’s SO fantastic at playing foosball...that's right, I said FOOSBALL....that he has won several world championships…his online profile said so. I mean, he says he was THIS close to going pro. Sure foosball is probably a lesser known professional sport, but I think Dad will be really excited that I’m dating an athlete. Cross your fingers…he just might be the one!!
I met the most AMAZING guy while online dating. I’m sure you noticed the picture I’ve attached. I know you said nice normal girls don’t find boyfriends on the Internet, but I think I beat the odds. For starters, he’s in band….you can see him with his drum in the picture. He had a lot to choose from on his profile so I just picked the best one to show you. His favorite book is Where the Red Fern Grows. I mean, you can argue that he hasn’t read a book since junior high, when everyone else I know read that book. I’d like to think he was SO MOVED by the story he always remembered it. Oh, and he’s an athlete! He’s SO fantastic at playing foosball...that's right, I said FOOSBALL....that he has won several world championships…his online profile said so. I mean, he says he was THIS close to going pro. Sure foosball is probably a lesser known professional sport, but I think Dad will be really excited that I’m dating an athlete. Cross your fingers…he just might be the one!!
WOW is all I have to say,
NG
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